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When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State (Hardcover)
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Im dreaming of a Serge Christmas . . .
Its ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows whos been naughty and whos been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents.
But before that, its all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And theres that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elvesthey bite). While youre there, skip the lame photo on Santas lapSerge will give you a lap ride youll never forget. As for that addled elf Coleman, theres nothing like a white Christmas. Let it snow!
So grab a six-pack, spike the eggnog, and hit the dunes on the beach as Serge and Coleman roast some nuts on an open fire and prove that reindeer really do know how to fly!
About the Author
Tim Dorsey was a reporter and editor for the Tampa Tribune from 1987 to 1999, and is the author of thirteen novels. He lives in Tampa, Florida.
Praise for When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State…
“Fans of Dorsey’s slapstick-comedy style will find plenty to like. Dorsey again proves he’s some sort of mad master with a concoction that features zany physical comedy, dark humor, social commentary, and Florida history.”